(Waitress leaves to Holden) So - four tits, or what? JAY (off the Waitress' look) Yeah - you know what I'm talking about, baby. She bring other chicks to bed with you, get a little of that filet o' fish sammich going on? The Waitress stares wide-eyed and offended at Jay. JAY And you go out with her? Shit, man - you're a lucky dog. JAY You're dating Finger Cuffs? Wait a minute I thought she was all gay and shit! HOLDEN She is. (to Holden) So what's this skirt's name! HOLDEN I'm telling you, you don't know her. I got the only muscle in the world with a weakness for ballads. You should see him: she starts singing 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers', this faggot starts crying like a little girl with a skinned knee and shit. Playing her greatest hits tape in my ear all the time. JAY Come on man - I'm people who know people. HOLDEN Just what I needed - advice from the 'hood JAY Who is this girl? HOLDEN I don't think you know her. It's like Cube says - life ain't nothing but bitches and money. You gotta boil it all down to the essentials. Girls get to be too much trouble, there's always the 'band of the hand'. I'm just at a point where I don't know what to do. JAY Bitch pressing charges? I get that a lot. HOLDEN When is he not? No - I'm just having some girl trouble. (continues rolling) So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag? (the Waitress leaves to Holden) D'jever watch 'Alice'? That show's good as hell.
(to Silent Bob) You want one too? (Silent Bob nods) Make that two.Īnd kiss my grits. JAY Yo Flo - tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel and cream cheese.
(demonstrates).and then she has to fuck me. When you gonna get some pussy in that book, man! Throw some super- villain in with big fucking tits that shoot milk or something, and I just drink her dry, bust some moves on her. Jay looks over his shoulder, as he begins rolling a joint. (pulls out a dime bag) Little signing bonus and shit! HOLDEN I'll pass.
HOLDEN How'd a dirt merchant like you ever learn about likeness rights? JAY (hands envelope to Silent Bob) We deal to a lot of lawyers. JAY Man, this likeness rights shit is more profitable than selling smoke. Jay opens i t and pulls out a thick wad o f bills, along with the latest issue of 'BLUNTMAN and CHRONIC.' Holden pulls an envelope out of his jacket and tosses it to Jay. JAY Smells like somebody shit in his cereal. Rick just whips it out, and starts rubbing it on her leg and shit chasing her around the living room - I was. OC VOICE Yo, look at this morose mother fucker here.Ĭhasing Amy script by Kevin Smith. INT DINER - NIGHT Holden sits alone at a booth. Chasing Amy Screenplay Pdf Download 4,9/5 57reviews
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